A Qothic Crank Engine Joke


Joke written by an unknown Ceveran.


You can often tell the species of the cranker in front of you based on how well they handle crossroads.

If the crank politely stops and lets the person cross, then it’s a Ceveran.

If the crank swerves around the person, then it’s a Kunehva.

If the crank runs over the person and flattens a group of schoolchildren, then it’s a False Kunehva.

If the crank does the same thing but this time with antlers, then it’s an Abunaax.

If the crank is going backwards, then it’s an Equilox.

If you pass by the crank and see no one at the wheel, then it’s a Poke!

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