68: The Tower

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You are now Zeb.

S- so… Y-you’ve been—

The Captain speaks up, “So, lass, how’d ye find the accommodations last night?”

“F-fine.”

“Ah, dinnae be so blate now, I ken ye loved the hot closet washing over yer bum. Some advice for ye: If ye get to stay in an Imperial Tower, enjoy yersel!”

“O-okay… I’ll try…”

So they’ve made you spend last night in one of these weird buildings. The hot shower closets were actually quite nice and calming… that was until you turned around and saw a painting of a scary face on the wall behind you. The Captain told you that it’s their Goddess of Beauty “Mewgloss” helping you “gussy up”, but now you’re certain that all Qoths just have a form of brain damage.

I mean, ever since she took you here, everyone smells like oil, and they live in a city inside of a building. And when you couldn’t get more overstimulated The Captain decided to drink an entire gallon of milk while staring at you. Who does that!?

You can’t believe that you’re saying this but you think you’d rather be at The Beacon across the bridge…

“C-captain, what are we doing here?”

“We are here to have a little chat with Captain Delaford. Now, while I expected that she’d be so eager to speak with us, we’ve caught her a wee bit occupied with a surprise game of Topple. And we’d do well to leave her to her game.”

“Alright… What’s Topple, exactly?”

“Oh, it’s a game where ye try to hack each other’s legs off.”

“What?”

“Heheh… Ehh…..” She looks down at the crowd gathering outside. “Someone must’ve really broke her spokes today.”

She changes the subject, “Are ye hungry?”


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24 Comments
Sian
Sian
3 days ago

Plus: She’s a weirdo, but the captain seems to be kind of sweet on you
Minus: She still thinks you’re a girl
What the hell, lean into it.

Cider
Cider
5 days ago

Sometimes I drink a gallon of milk while looking at a snack too

Anonymous
Anonymous
6 days ago

Como amo este comic esta taaaann rico, asi bien sabroso todo, facking obra maestra, faaaaahhhhhh
(I love the comic)

Yitexity
Admin
Yitexity
3 days ago
Reply to  Anonymous

<3 <3

Anonymous
Anonymous
6 days ago

Raaahhhhhhh esta en toda la pantalla, se toma un galon de leche de un jalón, que cosa mas sexy no puede ser

AveriguadorDeResenha
AveriguadorDeResenha
6 days ago

Catapimbas, ai está nossa garota zeb !

Marcus
Marcus
6 days ago

Incredible—I absolutely love this webcomic and am still so eager for what’s next; glad to see Zed again.

yenkaranLoverOwO
yenkaranLoverOwO
3 days ago
Reply to  Marcus

zed

Yitexity
Admin
Yitexity
3 days ago
Reply to  Marcus

thank you!! <3

KCDodger
KCDodger
6 days ago

Texi, Jasken.

The use of the one light shining through being cast upon Zeb, him finding the one place he could still see it, while everything else is cast in shadow, is such a fantastic bit of narrative framing that I cannot handle it /vpos

Seriously, I love this fucking story lmao

Kudos_77
Kudos_77
6 days ago
Reply to  KCDodger

Hell yeah, def the best story I’ve read in a long time

Anonymous
Anonymous
7 days ago

The gallon of milk probably explains how the captain got tall.

Anonymous
Anonymous
6 days ago
Reply to  Anonymous

Och, aye, we grow ’em braw and bonnie in the highlands!

Nath
Nath
6 days ago
Reply to  Anonymous

♫When she was a lass,
she drank four quarts of milk,
every morning, to help her get laaarge! ♫
XD

Anonymous
Anonymous
5 days ago
Reply to  Nath

And now that she’s grown,
She drinks five quarts of milk,
So she’s larger than even a Qooooooooth~!

Nooooo … oooooone …

Fights like Landy,
Makes Zeb cry like Landy,
Awkwardly maintains eye contact like Landy!

Lightningfox89
Lightningfox89
4 days ago
Reply to  Anonymous

I see what you did there.

Lightningfox89
Lightningfox89
4 days ago
Reply to  Lightningfox89

Actually, Zeb would make a fine Disney Princess.

Anonymous
Anonymous
7 days ago

I feel like the entire reason they built this city indoors was to spite the lightkeeper tower.
I respect it.

kome
kome
7 days ago

I am getting fascist vibes from the empire’s presentation…

Last edited 7 days ago by kome
Anonymous
Anonymous
6 days ago
Reply to  kome

There, m’lord. There’s the heretic.

Kudos_77
Kudos_77
7 days ago

my goodness idk where to begin. The opening shot is freaking crazy and a great way to establish a character pov change. Landy looks great too texi. How long did it take you to do that establishing shot? anything you found tricky by it?

Also yay Zebbers is back :3

Anonymous
Anonymous
7 days ago

a nice, kunehvan dinner….

Anonymous
Anonymous
7 days ago

Cap MagDelphire looks considerably less strange and terrifying with her helmet off.

Anonymous
Anonymous
6 days ago
Reply to  Anonymous

Girls with codpieces hit my line

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