66: Coward


Snek_Inna_Tenk says:

Try diplomacy. You never know what a well timed good word will accomplish.

“JAGMOUTHED TRULLS! WE WILL FLOG YOUR HERETIC HIDES RAW UNTIL YOUR HERETIC ENTRAILS FALL OUT!  THEN WE WILL RUN THEM OVER WITH OUR BLESSED ENGINES!”

“—AND THEN BURN THEM!” Another voice calls out.

…No?

CRISTIANVS FREDERICVS says:

Quickly! Grab a gun and try to use it on them!

Fastenjaw says:

GUN! GET A GUN!

Effi stumbles over you, “You little shit, I will THROW you off! MAKE WAY!” she tosses you aside.

SomemuttupNorth says:

How convenient, they gave you an impromptu barge pole! Have your “sister” help you free the spear, and use it to shove off!

astr says:

UNLODGE THAT DAMN THING

Vex says:

STEAL THE GUISARME

You shout back at her, “Arghh—Just take the damn billhook!”

rhubarbados says:

You know… Those fireworks would be pretty handy right now…

Barto says:

Is it time to use the fireworks?

Thraximore says:

It’s time. Use the Fireworks

You rummage through your bag and grab the closest rocket.

Yanking the string back, you hear a pop and loud fizz as the rocket leaves a large trail of smoke, blanketing everyone. 

You feel their grip on the boat release, and you break free.

“H—Huh? The hell was that Freckles!?” Effrenka slurs.

“Uh… a celebratory firework…”

“We didn’t find any fireworks— where’d you get that?”

You stuff away the empty shell, “Does it matter?— it worked didn’t it?”

“Sister, you are full of surprises. Well done, though!”

The Gormutt straightens up, “Yeah yeah, huzza—  we’re still right beneath them. Yen… I need you to row like hell— I’m going to check the engine, it’ll only take a few seconds.

“Heh, I think I broke something…” she snickers as she hobbles to the stern.

Your arm keeps bleeding; soaking your tattered sleeve. They scratched you good.

“LOOSE!”

HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE!? I AM GAROGLAS KOGERSTES! THE GODDAMN MILITIA!

BOYS! GIVE THEM SHAMA’S FURY!

AND EVERYTHING THAT REMAINS ON THAT PLANK WILL BE SOLD!

Anonymous says:

Are you sure those guns aren’t loaded?

YES!

GAB says:

Ah! Do recall to strike ‘acquire firearm’ from your quest log.
Harrowing life-or-death circumstances are no excuse for sloppy recordkeeping, now!

WHAT!? FINE!!!

DM says:

Lock & load, Glass!

Mooger says:

Well, you do have a box of guns, albeit unloaded… Surely you can load one under a little bit of pressure?

Come on Come on come on COME ON COME ON!

Okay… Easy now, Glass… It’s just like from a trampler…

You can’t kill them. You can’t kill no one. As soon as you squeeze that trigger, you’d only just replace Bone Cutter with his angriest and eldest son. Twice as stupid. Twice as ruthless. And for that he will be twice as rough with you. Look at yourself: You really think you’ll be the one, huh? Glass. The Dancer of Sinking Muskeg. The one to mix a warlord’s brains into the mud and trampler shit everyone steps in.

You had a feeling this day would come. That feeling…it’s screamed at you and you’ve just learned to ignore it. No. You were trained to ignore it. You turned away at wives and daughters being added to Bone Cutter’s collection. Guess you will be meeting them soon.

The Warlord speaks to his marauders, “If this maggot shoots me, I will wed her to the man that can take her first.”

You wish this pistol had two barrels.

Bangbang says:

Shoot them! SHOOT THEM!!!

You watch as the Nerkogos duck to cover. Their horns turning to one another, with some coming and going. The volleys have stopped… For now…

jade :3 says:

You have got to stop getting on boats.

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Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
29 days ago

Honestly, some of the Bovani on the boat don’t seem that much bigger or muscular than Zeb. Some are rather skinny. Perhaps he’ll pull on more muscle as he ages, or perhaps he could gain some through eating enough.

Abobus
Abobus
28 days ago

Maybe not every Bovani on the ship is bigger than Zeb, but I don’t think he’ll be able to gain muscle mass with age, at least due to his build. Or at least it would be very difficult for him to do so. (If there are any errors here, blame my translator.)

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
28 days ago
Reply to  Abobus

Perhaps. Although, I wonder if he trained enough if he could at least develop some toning. Raw strength no, but perhaps something like gymnastics. He’d still be skinny, but he’d develop some form of abs for his build. Might help his confidence.

Abobus
Abobus
27 days ago

Well, that’s far from a given. I can say that in a fight, the chances of winning go either to a stronger opponent or to a more experienced martial artist. Or, as they say in Russia, “a crowd can knock down even a lion.”

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
27 days ago
Reply to  Abobus

Damn, imagine Karate or Muay Thai Zeb. In there next encounter, Yen tries to slit Zeb’s throat like Lutemes, only for Zeb to shatter his nose and frontal lobe by kicking him in the face.

Abobus
Abobus
26 days ago

Somehow I can’t do it

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
26 days ago
Reply to  Abobus

Well if Zeb doesn’t have the physical prowess, how do you imagine Zeb could fight? I like to think of each character’s fighting style or abilities in terms of DND: Zeb would be the artificer, Glass the ranger, and Effi and Yen are rogues.

Abobus
Abobus
25 days ago

I think the only thing he can do in a fight is prepare for it long beforehand by creating something that’s designed to kill. But Zeb is too soft to do anything like that. And I’m only familiar with DND from humorous YouTube videos.

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
25 days ago
Reply to  Abobus

Glass didn’t want to kill that guy, but she was forced to; Zeb might be forced into a situation where he has to kill someone as well. Anyway, the events of the story and being dragged along by Glass will force him to become stronger. Also, he doesn’t have to design a weapon to kill, just disarm.

Last edited 25 days ago by Tinderkell_Theory
Abobus
Abobus
25 days ago

I agree. Murder is a last resort. Diplomacy is always an option, but that requires a lot of charisma.

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
25 days ago
Reply to  Abobus

Well, seeing as though Zeb’s charisma stats are lacking, he’ll have to rely on his intelligence stats. He’ll arm himself with all sorts of gadgets and cranks. Diplomacy at the barrel of a gun (or in this case, lance of a jousting crank) to convince people.

Abobus
Abobus
25 days ago

but for some reason it seems to me that Zeb wouldn’t be able to even do such a thing

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
25 days ago
Reply to  Abobus

Could I ask what that reason is?

Abobus
Abobus
24 days ago

I think he’s too soft for any kind of violence.

frostfauna
frostfauna
1 month ago

Whoa, okay then! The action and intensity is incredible in this update! Fine animation work, very well done. Mixing in the flashback was brilliant and the whole thing is impressive.

Yitexity
Admin
Yitexity
30 days ago
Reply to  frostfauna

Thank you!!

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago

I wonder how Zeb would go in this situation. I imagine he would be be frantically trying to restart the engine while trying to block out everything else.

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago

Speaking of which, it would be probably help him if Zeb actually got wounded in a situation like this. Imagine if he got a massive wound from a sword or blade across his arm like Glass. Him getting cut might help him get over his hemophobia.

Abobus
Abobus
1 month ago

It’s unlikely that being wounded would have helped him overcome his hemophobia. He would likely have simply fainted.

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago
Reply to  Abobus

You have a point. Although, perhaps the adrenaline and being relied upon by the others to get the engine going, (he would most likely be given that job considering his crank skills), would force him to try not to faint. Being exposed to blood probably would help, too.

Yitexity
Admin
Yitexity
30 days ago

if zeb got hit with a sword he would literally explode

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
30 days ago
Reply to  Yitexity

Ah, so Zeb is just like his crank engine. In that case, we have to spool him properly to ensure that he doesn’t explode when the sword hits him. Perhaps we can help get Zeb over his fear by getting him to see things mechanically. Instead of body made of soft flesh, we tell Zeb that bodies are just fleshy… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous
1 month ago

You ruined his beautiful hat! Seriously though, this was probably the best installment yet, and that’s saying a lot.

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago

I see two main options for entry 67. Effi with get Lutemes’ meat from the hull of the ship to feed to Yen and eat herself to get their health back. We will get the option to either eat some or not eat some. If we eat some, then Effi’s suspicions are Glass after her hesitating to shoot will be… Read more »

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago

It doesn’t seem to us like Glass was a coward, but that’s how she and the others see her. She saw herself as a coward for not taking the shot in the first place and for taking so long here. In her point of view, she should have just had the balls to do it like any other Gnomanyan would.… Read more »

Last edited 1 month ago by Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago

Seems like the theory about Glass being in a Princess Leia position and being at the whims of a Jabba the Hutt style villain was right.

Last edited 1 month ago by Tinderkell_Theory
Spocketblocker
Spocketblocker
1 month ago

I’m awfully quiet online, but man I just cannot help but say this page is amazing. The animation and fighting has such weight and explosiveness, yet it’s slow enough to easily read what’s happening. The POV of Glass taking the shot is just stellar. Absolutely love these characters and world, genuinely one of my favorite things to read online right… Read more »

Yitexity
Admin
Yitexity
1 month ago
Reply to  Spocketblocker

thank you!!

Maia
Maia
1 month ago

This hit awfully close to home for a lotta reasons I ain’t getting into.

Yall did great work.

Thanks for y’all’s work. It’s deeply appreciated

Anonymous
Anonymous
1 month ago

Wait, I don’t like we hadn’t heard anything from the other two onboard the boat after the arrows started flying. I hope they weren’t struck by arrows.

Anonymous
Anonymous
1 month ago
Reply to  Anonymous

Struck by bolts.

Anonymous
Anonymous
1 month ago
Reply to  Anonymous

Wait, I think I saw Yen say something about something lodged in his thorax.

Cider
Cider
1 month ago

My goodness what a little trauma bean. The part where she just says whatever and 360noscopes him was pure rizz

Last edited 1 month ago by Cider
Abobus
Abobus
1 month ago
Reply to  Cider

What does the word “rizz” mean?

Alex
Alex
1 month ago
Reply to  Abobus

Short for “charisma”

Abobus
Abobus
1 month ago
Reply to  Alex

Thank you

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago
Reply to  Cider

Out of all the characters we have met so far, who do you think has the most traumatic backstory?

Anonymous
Anonymous
1 month ago

prequel if it updated wtf

Alex
Alex
1 month ago
Reply to  Anonymous

I was going to say PREQUEL’s actually been doing pretty well recently but I checked the site and it currently looks like this::

http://www.prequeladventure.com/tempsite.gif

Alex
Alex
1 month ago

Wow, Glass is so bony and undernourished in those flashbacks… :<

If nothing else, at least she’s apparently healthier these days.

Cochiwan
Cochiwan
1 month ago

The nonchalance after conquering your demons is one of the best feelings in the world. It is also necessary for good marksmanship. Bravo. Perfectly depicted.

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago
Reply to  Cochiwan

Cochiwan, I don’t think she’s conquered anything. She looks absolutely shattered; she’s probably going to feel awfully guilty about everything she’s done with the Circle (Lutemes and this guy). If anything, her inner monsters have only increased.

Last edited 1 month ago by Tinderkell_Theory
Cochiwan
Cochiwan
1 month ago

There is an element of self defense. If she hasn’t done what she did, she would be too dead to feel guilty.

Abobus
Abobus
1 month ago

After reading the chapter, for some reason I remembered a song by the group “Grazhdanskaya Oborona”. It goes: “Understanding something that makes you not want to live The damp earth explores us We rummage through the present We think everything could have been better Choice shrines, hidden dead ends Virtual deserts, labyrinths, ceilings. Continuing to sleep frantically and desperately. Switch… Read more »

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
25 days ago
Reply to  Abobus

The song title reminds me of that game Pathologic.

Last edited 25 days ago by Tinderkell_Theory
Kindulas
Kindulas
1 month ago

Loving the fight anims

AveriguadorDeResenha
AveriguadorDeResenha
1 month ago

Isso, o único comentário em português

DestruidorDeResenha
DestruidorDeResenha
1 month ago

O que te faz pensar que eu vou permitir isso?

AveriguadorDeResenha
AveriguadorDeResenha
1 month ago

Filho 🥀

Abobus
Abobus
1 month ago

Well, my comment is most likely the only one written by a Russian person (for some reason, when writing in Russian, he didn’t want to publish it)

Anonymous
Anonymous
1 month ago

At least if they all survive this, they’ll have matching scars on their upper left arms.

Hayfan
Hayfan
1 month ago

Congratulations, now they know your face!

Flawedspirit
Flawedspirit
1 month ago
Reply to  Hayfan

Probably not from that distance, in the confusion and firework smoke.

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago
Reply to  Flawedspirit

Yeah, but launching a firework is going to be a major giveaway. Hmmm…. where could that Sorya terrorist have gone who blew up that ship? Oh, there she is! Now she’s helping cannibals!

Montgomery
Montgomery
1 month ago

Congratulations glass! You are actually good at something! You blew that bastard head smoove off.

You should assess your injuries before the adrenaline runs out.

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago
Reply to  Montgomery

Glass has found something she is good at, so now we have to find what Zeb is good at and have his moment of triumph. Maybe he enters a crank race or jousting tournament at the circus and absolutely kicks ass.

Anonymous
Anonymous
1 month ago

I will “enjoy” so much reading fifty messages of rambling from the tinderkell_theory guy

Anonymous
Anonymous
1 month ago
Reply to  Anonymous

Be nice.

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago
Reply to  Anonymous

Thanks. Regardless, I’m making an effort not to ramble anymore. I’m sorry if I annoyed anyone. I was thinking it would be nice if there was a chat room on here that would allow people to write comments to each other that wouldn’t take up the entries comments. Something that allows people who can’t get or don’t have access to… Read more »

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago

Like a board using the comment function that’s a seperate page like the lore page or archives. Somewhere you can use the comment function put theories and ideas and chat with others about them.

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago
Reply to  Anonymous

Really, thanks for saying that.

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago

Yen’s going to have to take more grazer meat to survive, perhaps the entirety of Lutemes. In consuming that much he’s going to end up fully transforming into what he’s been trying to avoid with his veil of righteousness and fancy clothes: a brutal, savage animal.

Sian
Sian
1 month ago

Dang Glass, lot going on here huh. Stupid inconvenient flashback/trauma.

ArisStar
ArisStar
1 month ago
What's going on in her past?
Duke of Dooks
Duke of Dooks
1 month ago

Same as it ever was.

You
You
1 month ago
Reply to  Duke of Dooks

and you may find yourself in another part of the world!

raspyApostle
raspyApostle
1 month ago
Reply to  Duke of Dooks

Same as it ever was.

KCDodger
KCDodger
1 month ago

Oh my Gods. Wow. You got guts, Texi. There’s a lot going on here, a lot to disseminate and think about. What she’s been through, the contrast of then and now, how… Gods, how much more tired she is. No wonder I incorrectly clocked her as older months back. She’s been through so, so much… I keep telling people to… Read more »

Yitexity
Admin
Yitexity
1 month ago
Reply to  KCDodger

means a lottt thank you >:3

Jeppuli
Jeppuli
1 month ago
Reply to  KCDodger

Didn’t expect to see you here, but also not all too surprised lol

KCDodger
KCDodger
1 month ago
Reply to  Jeppuli

Lol, hey Jepp.

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago

Notice when Effi taps into her hunter strength and her eyes dilate her arm starts bleeding more profusely.

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago

Effi and Yen are going to crack open their supply of Lute-replenish their health. Glass is going to turn green the moment they offer her some.

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago

Damn fine animation, Yitexity! I heard this is why this entry took so long. Well, enjoy a well deserved break! The next entries are going to be a lot easier, I imagine.

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago

“Call it what you want. But I know what you seek, child. Allow me to provide you with this: Absolution“

Yeah, sure thing Kivari: you’re sending this poor girl further and further into the abyss of mental chaos.

Stillchillyeas
Stillchillyeas
1 month ago

This was incredible! I loved the way it cut between the past and present and, (as someone who’s into guns) I found the part where she loads the gun super cool and very well done! You guys have really outdone yourselves this time and I’m really excited to see what’s next!

Yitexity
Admin
Yitexity
1 month ago
Reply to  Stillchillyeas

thank you!! <3

Kudos_77
Kudos_77
1 month ago

Ya did good Glass, ya did good at the end of the day

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago
Reply to  Kudos_77

She’s going to burst out sobbing when she meets Zeb again: “Z-Zeb… you were… *hick*…. r-right…. I really do have…. *hick*…. no soul…..”

Anonymous
Anonymous
1 month ago

oh god glass im so sorry

Anonymous
Anonymous
1 month ago
Reply to  Anonymous

ive gotta stop getting so emotionally invested in fictional characters istg

Anonymous
Anonymous
1 month ago

glass is so nice for helping GAROGLAS KOGERSTES get rid of the lice on his neck! this was top 10 tinderkell respect moments ❤️

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
1 month ago
Reply to  Anonymous

What’s the bet he survives? He seems like a tough fella.

Anonymous
Anonymous
1 month ago

Of course he survives! He’s the goddamn militia!

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