66: Coward


Snek_Inna_Tenk says:

Try diplomacy. You never know what a well timed good word will accomplish.

“JAGMOUTHED TRULLS! WE WILL FLOG YOUR HERETIC HIDES RAW UNTIL YOUR HERETIC ENTRAILS FALL OUT!  THEN WE WILL RUN THEM OVER WITH OUR BLESSED ENGINES!”

“—AND THEN BURN THEM!” Another voice calls out.

…No?

CRISTIANVS FREDERICVS says:

Quickly! Grab a gun and try to use it on them!

Fastenjaw says:

GUN! GET A GUN!

Effi stumbles over you, “Freckles, I will THROW you off! MAKE WAY!” she tosses you aside.

SomemuttupNorth says:

How convenient, they gave you an impromptu barge pole! Have your “sister” help you free the spear, and use it to shove off!

astr says:

UNLODGE THAT DAMN THING

Vex says:

STEAL THE GUISARME

You shout back at her, “Arghh—Just take the damn billhook!”

rhubarbados says:

You know… Those fireworks would be pretty handy right now…

Barto says:

Is it time to use the fireworks?

Thraximore says:

It’s time. Use the Fireworks

You rummage through your bag and grab the closest rocket.

Yanking the string back, you hear a pop and loud fizz as the rocket leaves a large trail of smoke, blanketing everyone. 

You feel their grip on the boat release, and you break free.

“H—Huh? The hell was that Freckles!?” Effrenka slurs.

“Uh… a rocket…”

“We didn’t find any rockets— where’d you get that?”

You stuff away the empty shell, “Does it matter— it worked didn’t it?”

“Sister, you are full of surprises. Well done, though!”

The Gormutt straightens up, “Yeah yeah, huzzah—  we’re still right beneath them. Yen… I need you to row like hell— I’m going to check the engine, it’ll only take a few seconds.

“Heh, I think I broke something…” she snickers as she hobbles to the stern.

Your arm keeps bleeding; soaking your tattered sleeve. They scratched you good.

“LOOSE!”

HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE!? I AM GAROGLAS KOGERSTES! THE GODDAMN MILITIA!

BOYS! GIVE THEM SHAMA’S FURY!

AND EVERYTHING THAT REMAINS ON THAT PLANK WILL BE SOLD!

Anonymous says:

Are you sure those guns aren’t loaded?

YES!

GAB says:

Ah! Do recall to strike ‘acquire firearm’ from your quest log.
Harrowing life-or-death circumstances are no excuse for sloppy recordkeeping, now!

WHAT!? FINE!!!

DM says:

Lock & load, Glass!

Mooger says:

Well, you do have a box of guns, albeit unloaded… Surely you can load one under a little bit of pressure?

Come on Come on come on COME ON COME ON!

Okay… Easy now, Glass… It’s just like from a trampler…

You can’t kill them. You can’t kill no one. As soon as you squeeze that trigger, you’d only just replace Bone Cutter with his angriest and eldest son. Twice as stupid. Twice as ruthless. And for that he will be twice as rough with you. Look at yourself: You really think you’ll be the one, huh? Glass. The Dancer of Sinking Muskeg. The one to mix a warlord’s brains into the mud and trampler shit everyone steps in.

You had a feeling this day would come. That feeling…it’s screamed at you and you’ve just learned to ignore it. No. You were trained to ignore it. You turned away at wives and daughters being added to Bone Cutter’s collection. Guess you will be meeting them soon.

The Warlord speaks to his marauders, “If this maggot shoots me, I will wed her to the man that can take her first.”

You wish this pistol had two barrels.

Bangbang says:

Shoot them! SHOOT THEM!!!

You watch as the Nerkogos duck to cover. Their horns turning to one another, with some coming and going. The volleys have stopped… For now…

jade :3 says:

You have got to stop getting on boats.


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36 Comments
Cider
Cider
5 hours ago

My goodness what a little trauma bean. The part where she just says whatever and 360noscopes him was pure rizz

Last edited 5 hours ago by Cider
Abobus
Abobus
4 hours ago
Reply to  Cider

What does the word “rizz” mean?

Anonymous
Anonymous
20 hours ago

prequel if it updated wtf

Alex
Alex
1 day ago

Wow, Glass is so bony and undernourished in those flashbacks… :<

If nothing else, at least she’s apparently healthier these days.

Cochiwan
Cochiwan
2 days ago

The nonchalance after conquering your demons is one of the best feelings in the world. It is also necessary for good marksmanship. Bravo. Perfectly depicted.

Abobus
Abobus
2 days ago

After reading the chapter, for some reason I remembered a song by the group “Grazhdanskaya Oborona”. It goes: “Understanding something that makes you not want to live The damp earth explores us We rummage through the present We think everything could have been better Choice shrines, hidden dead ends Virtual deserts, labyrinths, ceilings. Continuing to sleep frantically and desperately. Switch… Read more »

Kindulas
Kindulas
3 days ago

Loving the fight anims

AveriguadorDeResenha
AveriguadorDeResenha
3 days ago

Isso, o único comentário em português

DestruidorDeResenha
DestruidorDeResenha
3 days ago

O que te faz pensar que eu vou permitir isso?

Abobus
Abobus
2 days ago

Well, my comment is most likely the only one written by a Russian person (for some reason, when writing in Russian, he didn’t want to publish it)

Anonymous
Anonymous
3 days ago

At least if they all survive this, they’ll have matching scars on their upper left arms.

Hayfan
Hayfan
3 days ago

Congratulations, now they know your face!

Flawedspirit
Flawedspirit
3 days ago
Reply to  Hayfan

Probably not from that distance, in the confusion and firework smoke.

Montgomery
Montgomery
3 days ago

Congratulations glass! You are actually good at something! You blew that bastard head smoove off.

You should assess your injuries before the adrenaline runs out.

Anonymous
Anonymous
3 days ago

I will “enjoy” so much reading fifty messages of rambling from the tinderkell_theory guy

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
3 days ago

Yen’s going to have to take more grazer meat to survive, perhaps the entirety of Lutemes. In consuming that much he’s going to end up fully transforming into what he’s been trying to avoid with his veil of righteousness and fancy clothes: a brutal, savage animal.

Sian
Sian
3 days ago

Dang Glass, lot going on here huh. Stupid inconvenient flashback/trauma.

ArisStar
ArisStar
3 days ago
What's going on in her past?
Duke of Dooks
Duke of Dooks
3 days ago

Same as it ever was.

You
You
3 days ago
Reply to  Duke of Dooks

and you may find yourself in another part of the world!

KCDodger
KCDodger
3 days ago

Oh my Gods. Wow. You got guts, Texi. There’s a lot going on here, a lot to disseminate and think about. What she’s been through, the contrast of then and now, how… Gods, how much more tired she is. No wonder I incorrectly clocked her as older months back. She’s been through so, so much… I keep telling people to… Read more »

Yitexity
Admin
Yitexity
3 days ago
Reply to  KCDodger

means a lottt thank you >:3

Jeppuli
Jeppuli
2 days ago
Reply to  KCDodger

Didn’t expect to see you here, but also not all too surprised lol

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
3 days ago

Notice when Effi taps into her hunter strength and her eyes dilate her arm starts bleeding more profusely.

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
3 days ago

Effi and Yen are going to crack open their supply of Lute-replenish their health. Glass is going to turn green the moment they offer her some.

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
3 days ago

Damn fine animation, Yitexity! I heard this is why this entry took so long. Well, enjoy a well deserved break! The next entries are going to be a lot easier, I imagine.

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
3 days ago

“Call it what you want. But I know what you seek, child. Allow me to provide you with this: Absolution“

Yeah, sure thing Kivari: you’re sending this poor girl further and further into the abyss of mental chaos.

Stillchillyeas
Stillchillyeas
3 days ago

This was incredible! I loved the way it cut between the past and present and, (as someone who’s into guns) I found the part where she loads the gun super cool and very well done! You guys have really outdone yourselves this time and I’m really excited to see what’s next!

Yitexity
Admin
Yitexity
3 days ago
Reply to  Stillchillyeas

thank you!! <3

Kudos_77
Kudos_77
3 days ago

Ya did good Glass, ya did good at the end of the day

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
3 days ago
Reply to  Kudos_77

She’s going to burst out sobbing when she meets Zeb again: “Z-Zeb… you were… *hick*…. r-right…. I really do have…. *hick*…. no soul…..”

Anonymous
Anonymous
3 days ago

oh god glass im so sorry

Anonymous
Anonymous
3 days ago
Reply to  Anonymous

ive gotta stop getting so emotionally invested in fictional characters istg

Anonymous
Anonymous
3 days ago

glass is so nice for helping GAROGLAS KOGERSTES get rid of the lice on his neck! this was top 10 tinderkell respect moments ❤️

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
3 days ago
Reply to  Anonymous

What’s the bet he survives? He seems like a tough fella.

Anonymous
Anonymous
3 days ago

Of course he survives! He’s the goddamn militia!

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