Gentle ocean breeze, the calming sounds of waves, soft warm sand… Are you dead?  This isn’t quite the endless nothingness your drunk patrons toasted to.

No, you feel everything. Essences of salt still linger in your sinuses. Your lungs are raw. Every muscle is burnt out. You are very much alive and conscious.

But your lungs seem to be void of water. So at least there’s that.

Though where in the world did you wash up?