05: Grab n Go


Results of the item vote


  • Coin: 7
  • Hatchet: 17
  • Fireworks: 8
  • Brick: 5
  • Waterskin: 8
  • Monocular: 5
  • Jar of Ominous Fluid: 10

You grab the Hatchet and the Jar of Ominous Fluid. And for some reason, after an extensive indecision between an innocuous waterskin and some explosives, you decide to take both.

Surprised that your satchel can fit all these things, you make your way to the hallway. On your right, the stairs to the top deck, and on your left, a locked door. And everywhere else, more wooden planks. You’re beginning to despise the sight of wood. After all this time, the color of burnt umber still hasn’t grown on you.

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theequation93
theequation93
5 months ago

That subtitle sounds like an online food order company

Tinderkell_Theory
Tinderkell_Theory
5 months ago
Reply to  theequation93

I don’t suppose you’d like to try the ominous jar of fluids?

theequation93
theequation93
5 months ago

Sounds like it would take a few years off my life, but eh, didn’t really need so many anyway. I got a bunch of spare years.

Anonymous
Anonymous
2 years ago

Cute!

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